Be three years old and sing "I am sexy" to the tune of Frere Jacques during your bath:
I am thex-thy, I am thex-thy
I am thexthy, I am thexthy
I-- a-m thex-thy, I-- a-m thex-thy
I am thexthy, I am thexthy.
(I know, right?)
Lather, rinse, repeat until hoarse.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Friday, March 4, 2011
|Happy Valentine's Day. Raaaargh!|
|Sith Lord Darth Dan vs. Emily|
Each pair in the class choreographed a routine--and each time, it was the Sith who won.
Then I made Dan a Jedi robe. First time I've ever used the sewing machine that RT got me for my birthday eight years ago. But what a great way to break it in. I measured Dan, drew the pattern on taped-together pieces of tissue paper (the packing kind, not Kleenex), had him help me design the neck fastener, the whole nine yards. My intent is to make one for Johnny before he grows into Dan's.
Dan wore the robe this week to his final "LED Lightsaber Combat" class--essentially a stage combat class that he's taking through Parks and Rec. The teacher is a fencing/martial arts guy as well as (I assume) a Star Wars fan--he's built tons of awesome LED lightsabers and a couple of blasters as well.We've hired him to do Dan's birthday party in a few weeks, so stay tuned for news and photos.
Oh, yeah. One final thing. I caved and we bought Dan a full drum set on craigslist. $200 for the entire thing, which is a bargain even I couldn't pass up. It's not a quality set--billed as "great for beginning drummers", and already dented, and the cymbals, according to reviews online, are awful. But everything works and it makes tons of noise--what more could a 7-year-old rock star wannabe want?