The week before Dan's birthday party, it rained buckets. In fact, it rained 20 out of 31 days in March.
Dan's specially requested birthday dinner. How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child...
|Chicken strips from KFC, for crying out loud|
|And for dessert: Dirt cups, please: Jell-O Instant Chocolate Pudding, gummy worms, Oreos|
Honestly. Why do I spend time and money making real meals out of real food?
Johnny. Notice Doggy tucked into his breastplate.
|"I want to listen to my brain," he said.|